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I wanted to get in on the fun of writing Smallville fanfic myself, and so I have. This is a very amusing hobby.

All warnings, ratings, pairings, etc. are in the headers on the individual fic pages.

The Luthorverse: What if the Luthors found and raised the baby alien?

The Pirates Of Penzance, um, Smallville, or, The Slave Of Duty: A totally cracked-out fusion... thing. Love, duty, piracy on the Kansas seas....

Babel: A conversation to bridge the gaps. The value of communication. Written for the CLFF Wave 14.

Pink Kryptonight: Pink kriptinite terns Clark into a Lanaa clone. He's scared to till his luver Lex abot his little problem. Can Lex and Clark cum back together and live happily 4evah in the big pink manshion? Written for Madelyn's Badfic Challenge.

Feed The Cows: Jonathan Kent always says that those cows won't feed themselves. Dum dum DOOM.

Random flying-Clex smut ficlet: Just what it says on the tin.

Aye, Aye, Sir: Lex gets a new friend.

Smallville/Paradise crossover: It's meta, it's crack, and I wanted to be able to say I was the first person to do it.

Smallville is owned by The WB/DC Comics/AOL Time Warner. Stargate SG-1 is owned by the Sci-Fi Channel. The Pirates Of Penzance is by Gilbert & Sullivan. I have no official affiliation to any of these whatsoever and am not making money off this site.